Chevy will be the title sponsor of the “Come Together and Worship Tour” in November writes Bill Cawthon. The Christian contemporary music tour, which features gospel music artists Michael W. Smith, Max Lucado and Third Day, will include on-site displays of Chevrolet vehicles. Test drives will be available.


Jesus Christ, who reportedly used alternative forms of transportation, was unavailable for comment. However, industry analysts note the pope uses a Mercedes Gelaendewagen and, based on the doctrine of papal infallibility, this would seem to indicate a divine preference for DaimlerChrysler products.